Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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