Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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