I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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