never play flip cup with pint glasses
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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