It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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