I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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