Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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