Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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