Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We named our party play list daddy issues
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.