Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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