i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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