ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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