is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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