Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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