I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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