i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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