would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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