everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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