There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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