it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
