You really coming over, don't trick.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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