dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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