i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Barsexuality is the new black.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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