i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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