he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
