we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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