Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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