So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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