its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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