somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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