Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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