Cold hands, warm shart.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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