I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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