I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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