Barsexuality is the new black.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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