Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
North Korea, Best Korea!
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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