i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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