I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize