office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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