I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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