Welp...herpes.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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