hotel room ftw
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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