i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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