Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
The feeling are messing with the penis
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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