Only a mothe r could love this liver
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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