she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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