is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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