This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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