redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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