Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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