I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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