Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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