everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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