Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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