That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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