she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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