You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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