Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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