Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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