Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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