i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
